The second miracle performed by Brown Jesus was witnessed by Father Wayne/ Simon Peter in the Spring of 2019. According to Father Wayne’s account he had witnessed Brown Jesus talk to a Pigeon and convince it to copulate with a Frog successfully to produce a Frigeon which is now believed to reside in the Lord’s beard
Believing in Brown Jesus
For all man has sinned and the nature of the flesh is to be sinful. Our lord and deity who is all wise and all knowing has revealed the following law. A minimum of one sin is expected per week any less than that and the saint must self flagellate, if one goes a full month without sinning then they must chop off a hand of their choosing from their 2 hands. If the disciple has more than two hands then they must remove all hands except one of their choosing.
Dr. Brown Jesus has mysteriously appeared in the surroundings of 37° 48′ 57.132” S144° 56′ 42.612” E in the autumn of 2019. Ever since then there have been repeated sightings of him in that vicinity. His miracles have been witnessed by his disciples on repeated occasions. King Romo/ John the first chosen disciple watched the first miracle in the form of rescuing a penguin from a polar bear around those mysterious co-ordinates.
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